Vampires Suck
Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who treats her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.
Critics Sentiment
Becca confronts Edward thinking he's a Jonas Brother
Edward moves to Rio and dates Lady Gaga
The film drops from its peak during Becca's confrontation with Edward to its lowest point with the Lady Gaga celebrity reference sequence.
Vampires Suck maintains consistently low audience reception throughout, with critics universally panning its lazy approach to parody. The film's sole redeeming quality according to reviewers was Jenn Proske's accurate Kristen Stewart impersonation, while everything else was dismissed as unfunny and desperate. Most critics found it inferior even to the Twilight films it was mocking.
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Jenn Proske
Becca Crane
Matt Lanter
Edward
Chris Riggi
Jacob White
Diedrich Bader
Frank Crane
Anneliese Van Der Pol
Jennifer
Ken Jeong
Daro
Arielle Kebbel
Rachel
Kelsey Ledgin
Iris Sullen
Emily Brobst
June
Crista Flanagan
Eden
Dave Foley
Principal Smith
Mike Mayhall
Nicholas
Bradley Dodds
Salvatore
Marcelle Baer
Hot Girl
Jun Hee Lee
Derric
Krystal Mayo
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Nick Eversman
Jeremiah
David DeLuise
Fisherman Scully
Jeff Witzke
Dr. Carlton
Zane Holtz
Alex
Crew
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