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Meet the Spartans
Meet the Spartans

Meet the Spartans

January 24, 2008· 1h 24m
Cinemagraphs Score4.0

The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!

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17 reviews·Last updated 4mo ago
Peak Moment

Deformed Paris Hilton reveals secret goat path

5.2at 52m
Lowest Moment

Leonidas kicks Persian messenger and celebrities into pit

2.5at 28m
Biggest Swing

The film drops sharply during the celebrity cameo pit sequence before recovering somewhat with Paris Hilton's betrayal subplot.

Meet the Spartans maintains consistently low audience sentiment throughout, with brief peaks when individual performances or concepts show promise. The film's reliance on lazy pop culture references and telegraphed jokes creates a steady decline in viewer engagement, culminating in a chaotic finale that epitomizes everything critics found wrong with the spoof genre approach.

17 reviews analyzed|Sources: Imdb, Guardian
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Spartan elder inspects three babies including Leonidas
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Adult Leonidas survives wilderness and hunts gangsta penguin
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Leonidas kicks Persian messenger and celebrities into pit⬇ Lowest moment
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Leonidas visits prophets and consults Ugly Betty Oracle
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Leonidas meets his thirteen assembled Spartan soldiers
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Deformed Paris Hilton reveals secret goat path⬆ Peak moment
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Spartans win Yo Momma contest against Persians
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Xerxes becomes Xerxestron, kills Spartans, American Idol ending
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