Meet the Spartans
The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!
Critics Sentiment
Deformed Paris Hilton reveals secret goat path
Leonidas kicks Persian messenger and celebrities into pit
The film drops sharply during the celebrity cameo pit sequence before recovering somewhat with Paris Hilton's betrayal subplot.
Meet the Spartans maintains consistently low audience sentiment throughout, with brief peaks when individual performances or concepts show promise. The film's reliance on lazy pop culture references and telegraphed jokes creates a steady decline in viewer engagement, culminating in a chaotic finale that epitomizes everything critics found wrong with the spoof genre approach.
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Travis Van Winkle
Sonio
Sean Maguire
Leonidas
Carmen Electra
Queen Margo
Ken Davitian
Xerxes
Kevin Sorbo
Hauptmann
Diedrich Bader
Traitoro
Method Man
Persian Emissary
Ike Barinholtz
Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
Lauren Walsh
Pretty Girl
Tiffany Haddish
Urban Girl
Jareb Dauplaise
Dilio
Phil Morris
Messenger
Jim Piddock
Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-A-Like
Nicole Parker
Paula Abdul Look-A-Like / Britney Spears Look-A-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-A-Like / Hunchback Paris Hilton
Crista Flanagan
Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-A-Like
Hunter Clary
Leo, Jr.
Emily Wilson
Lindsay Lohan Look-A-Like
John Di Domenico
Donald Trump Look-A-Like
Belinda Waymouth
Twiggy Look-A-Like
Jesse Lewis IV
Ms. Jay Look-A-Like
Crew
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